Arts & Culture editor Owen Frost writes about the first few weeks as a Humanities freshers student at the University of Leeds.
Review: The University’s latest Covid response
Rory Yeates takes a look at the University’s response to the current situation and the sore position students have been left in.
Lookie, They’re Talking To Themselves – Spitting Image Reboot
Picture Bo’ Selecta with Received Pronunciation and you have the new generation of Spitting Image. That assessment may sound slightly harsh however by no means am I detracting from its great genius: 2020s version of […]
Cooking with Paris: What finally got me cooking!
Get ready to be blown away people! The queen, the influencer, the icon, the one who started it all, has launched a cooking show. Yes, I am talking about the one and only Paris Hilton. […]
LIFF Review: Jojo Rabbit
Taika Waititi’s self-proclaimed “anti-hate satire” delivers on its promises, a comedic, satirical war drama, that delivers a thought-provoking, and surprisingly deep and emotive cinematic narrative. There were many laughs and even a few unexpected tears […]
Leeds Student who Refuses the Plastic Straw also Refuses to Clean up their Rubbish in Hyde Park
A student from the University of Leeds who refuses the plastic straw has admitted to not giving a shit about leaving their rubbish in Hyde Park. The student, who wishes to remain anonymous, said they […]
Student who never turns up anyway is suing university over strike hours
Final year business student Katie Hopkins wants to sue the University of Leeds over the contact hours affected by the on-going strike. Katie, who’s average attendance over her three-year course is roughly 18%, is appalled […]
University to offer therapy porcupines to students
Leeds University is to offer therapy porcupines for students, in an apparent wellbeing exercise, designed to ease student’s stress. Prickly creatures not known for their affection, University administrators have arranged for the hedgehog-type creatures to […]
Shock as students realise posting photos of revision on social media has no effect on overall exam grade
As exam season ends and results are released, Leeds students are finding themselves shocked and upset as their grades fall short of their expectations. A whopping majority of the student body has found itself surprised, […]
Why do university papers continue to print?
Reports have been coming in from across university towns in the UK of a bizarre phenomenon. The Pigeon can exclusively report that student run newspapers are earnestly continuing to print editions, despite empirical evidence that […]
Fresher spends loan on Depop in attempt to look ‘different’: ends up looking like everyone else
A student at Leeds University has reportedly spent all of her student loan on the clothing app ‘Depop’, in a bid to look ‘unique’ and ‘different’. She has since expressed regret at the fact that […]
Yorkshire to vote on Catalan style independence
Last week Leeds city council member Charles Duckworth called on the people of Yorkshire to get behind the movement to vote for an independent Yorkshire. In a city council discussion, Mr Duckworth stated that across […]