The Dominos pizza stand at the front of the union is now officially the largest distributor of free food in Leeds, The Pigeon can reveal.

The stall gave away over 1 million free slices of pizza throughout freshers so far, saving students a grand total of £500,000 on dinner since Monday.

Those working on the stand have reported muscle gains of up to 25%, having shoveled slice after slice into the hands of students since the fair began.

This all comes as shock news to the Tory party, who have seen their attempt to make the whole of the UK live off of foodbanks thwarted by the pizza retailer.

Reece Parker