The onset of the cold November weather has to a perpetual concern for all students a- plenty that we actually might catch hyperthermia. With our student pact of not putting the heating on to save money for alcohol, the lack of clothing worn in order to look ‘fresh’, and our late night frolicking in the Arctic Northern Climes, there is a genuine risk that stalactites may begin to form on our faces while we sleep. At least that would be preferable to waking up covered in tampons/lipstick/felt tip, as I did after my last messy night out.